I, Me, Myself

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Ep 101 "Yankee White"
試譯：永遠別讓嫌犯共處一室。

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.
Ep 414 "Blowback"
試譯：絕不在背後捅夥伴一刀。

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Ep 101 "Yankee White"
試譯：在犯罪現場永遠要著戴手套。

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Ep 101 "Yankee White"
試譯：別相信你聽到的。要確認再確認。

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Ep 313 "Deception"
試譯：永遠別讓別人聯絡不到你。

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Ep 414 "Blowback"
試譯：保密的最好方法？別告訴任何人。第二好？只告訴另外一個人–如果你非這麼做不可。沒了。

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Ep 123 "Reveille"
試譯：說謊要打草稿。

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Ep 310 "Probie"
試譯：別以為什麼都是理所當然。

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Ep 113 "One Shot, One Kill" and Ep 120 "Missing"
試譯：無論去哪裡都要帶刀。

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Ep 115 "Enigma"
試譯：別搞辦公室戀情。

Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Ep 505 "Leap of Faith"
試譯：永遠相信團隊。

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Ep 304 "Silver War"
試譯：先斬後奏永遠比一個口令一個動作好。

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Ep 410 "Smoked"
試譯：永遠不要再Gibbs審訊時打斷他。

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Ep 209 "Forced Entry"
試譯：千萬別搞砸海陸隊員的咖啡，如果你還想活的話。


Origin: http://www.angelfire.com/folk/gibbsrules/

（↑大名鼎鼎的吉布斯 Gibbs）