I, Me, Myself

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"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad." 
我和瘋子只有一個不同點，那就是我不瘋。

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"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." 
人工智慧完全不敵天然呆。

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"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough." 
如果每件事都好像在掌控當中，那你的速度還不夠快。

"Never confuse movement with action." 
千萬不要把動作和行動搞混了。

 

"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own." 
很少有事情比看見自己小孩有小孩更讓人滿足。

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." 
但某些天才會嘲笑的事，不代表所有嘲笑它的都是天才。天才會笑哥倫布、富頓、懷特兄弟。但他們也會笑小丑Bozo。

 

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs." 
問一個現職作家認為評論是什麼，就好比問一隻狗電線杆是什麼一樣。

"Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away."
有些人被誤以為勇敢，因為他們害怕到忘了逃跑。

 

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience." 
如果歷史會一再重演，而出乎意料之外的事總是會發生，那人怎麼有可能從歷史中學到教訓？

 

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 
參政就好比當足球教練。你必須聰明到了解遊戲規則，同時愚笨到以為它很重要。

 

"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." 
自由只不過是比較光明一點的混亂狀態。

"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't." 
一個有頭腦的人，可以打敗十個沒有的人。

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." 
天賦異稟的人，可以正中別人所不能及的目標；而天才則是能正中別人根本看不見的目標。

"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence." 
人都有信仰，並因為有信仰而證明存在。

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." 
政治這個職業並不爛。如果你成功了，會有報酬；如果你出醜了，也總還能出書。

"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else." 
家事其實輕鬆又簡便，如果由別人來做的話。

"Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!" 
千萬不要敲死神的門：按鈴之後快跑！死神最討厭這樣！

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." 
現實，只不過是一連串的第六感。

"We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts." 
我們可以不用思考便獲得事實，但不能不用事實來思考。

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." 
我很有主見–強烈的主見–但並不是每次都同意這些意見。


(試翻，若翻得不好還請批評指教。^^)