I, Me, Myself

At the Oscar ceremony, every winner has something interesting to say. Some speak about their achievements. Some make it a point to thank an endless list of people. However, a few speeches are so beautiful; they can uplift your spirit. Here is a collection of Oscar speeches, etched in the memory of movie fans. If you are an avid movie fan, you will quite likely find your favorite Oscar speech in this list.

在奧斯卡頒獎典禮上，得獎者總有些有趣的事想講。有些人會談起成功的過程，有些人則是有落落長的名單要感謝。但，還有一些致詞很美，它們可以提昇精神。以下是讓電影迷銘記在心的奧斯卡致詞片段。如果你真是一個電影迷，你一定很快就能在下面找到你最愛的奧斯卡致詞片段。


Billy Crystal, 76th Academy Awards
...and when I say funny, I mean threatening to my career.

比利克里斯多，第76屆奧斯卡
…當我說好好笑，我的意思是指我工作不保。

Marcia Gay Harden, Best Supporting Actress, Pollock
You know, I swore that if I ever won an Oscar, that I would say thank you to all the waiters and waitresses who used to cover my shift for me so I could run downtown on the subway and audition. I wish I'd said something to the waiters.

瑪西亞蓋哈登，最佳女配角，《波拉克和他的情人》
你知道，我曾發誓如果我得奧斯卡，我要謝謝那些幫助過我的服務生，他們代我的班好讓我可以跑去坐地鐵去試鏡。我希望我以前有對他們說些什麼感激的話…

Chris Rock, Host, 77th Academy Awards
Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.

克里斯洛克，主持人，第77屆奧斯卡
呃，大家，他們過去在舞台上頒奧斯卡獎。下一步，他們會在停車場頒獎。那可能會有點像「奧斯卡得來速車道」。你拿了一個奧斯卡獎和一杯冰炫風，然後繼續上路。

Chic Murray
My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

奇克墨瑞（這是誰啊？orz）
我爸爸是個很單純的人。我媽媽是個很單純的人。結果就是你看到站在你面前的人：一個很單蠢的人。

Warren Beatty
We want to thank all of you for watching us congratulate ourselves tonight.

華倫比提
我們想要謝謝你們今天晚上看我們恭喜我們自己。

Kate Hudson, Best Supporting Actress Nominee, Almost Famous
She [her mother] says tomorrow's another day and you're going to be looking for another job.

凱特哈德森，入圍最佳女配角，《成名在望》
她（指她媽媽）說明天又是新的一天，而你準備再找份工作了。

Chris Rock
The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!

克里斯洛克
你在奧斯卡頒獎典禮能看到的表演，就是人們表現出對沒得獎一點都不生氣的樣子。妮可基嫚笑得真是開心，她的表演應該在奧斯卡上得個艾美獎才對。我覺得…「如果你在電影裡也表現得像那樣，你早就得到奧斯卡啦，女人！」

Michael Caine, Best Supporting Actor, The Cider House Rules
I was watching all the others [nominees] and thinking back when I saw all the performances… thinking how the Academy has changed the phrase from, 'And the winner is' to 'the Oscar goes to.'

米高肯恩，最佳男配角，《心塵往事》
我看著台下其它人（指入圍者），回想我看過的所有表演…想著奧斯卡怎麼把台詞從「獲勝的是…」改成「奧斯卡頒給…」。

Robin Williams, 76th Academy Awards
[grabs Billy Crystal's hand] Hey, look at us… a San Francisco wedding cake.

羅賓威廉斯，第76屆奧斯卡
（抓住比利克里斯多的手）嘿！看看我們…舊金山結婚蛋糕。
-是因為舊金山很多同性戀者吧...orz

Barrie Osborne, 76th Academy Awards
I started my career 35 years ago, getting people coffee. I'm pretty sure the fact that I dated Billy Crystal's cousin has nothing to do with this.

貝瑞歐斯朋，第76屆奧斯卡
我35年前開始職業生涯，泡咖啡給別人喝。我很確定，我和比利克里斯多的表哥約會的事，與此無關。
-到底cousin在這裡是表哥還是表妹？@@

Steve Martin
By the way, be sure to stay tuned for the whole show because at the end of the night we are going to vote somebody out of show business.

史提夫馬丁
對了，請一定要持續收看整場表演，因為今晚最後我們將選出誰和演藝圈脫節。

Chris Rock
Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.

克里斯洛克
我們下一個頒獎人是第一個給蘋果餵奶的女人–葛妮絲派特羅。-這是什麼梗？@@

Steve Martin
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sounds like something Siegfried and Roy do on vacation.

史提夫馬丁
「臥虎、藏龍」聽起來像是齊格菲和羅依放假時會做的事。-那兩個人是魔術師XD

Rick Baker, Best make-up artist, How the Grinch Stole the Christmas
I learned on my own face, that's why I look like this.

瑞克貝克，最佳化妝，《鬼靈精》
我從我的臉上學習，這就是為什麼我長成這樣的原因。

Jamie Foxx, Best Actor, Ray
In our music, in our everyday life, there are so many negative things. Why not have something positive and stamp it with blackness?

傑米福克斯，最佳男主角，《雷之心靈傳奇》
在我們的音樂、我們的日常生活中，有太多負面的事情。為什麼不來點正面的事，然後貼上黑色的標籤？

Billy Crystal, 76th Academy Awards
Our next presenter (Charlize Theron) is nominated for her role of a hiking, serial killing prostitute. Great! Just what we need!

比利克里斯多，第76屆奧斯卡
下一個頒獎人（莎莉賽隆），入圍的角色是個流浪各地，連續殺人的妓女。太好了！這正是我們需要的！

Chris Rock
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

克里斯洛克


Denise Robert, 76th Academy Awards
[on winning the award for Best Foreign Language Film] We're so thankful that The Lord of The Rings did not qualify in this category.




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